What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 02:32

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Climate change leads to spread of infection-causing fungi, scientists say - ABC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Cyberpunk 2077 ‘incredible’ new release has fans floored - GAMINGbible

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

Analysis & Anal Cysts

SpaceX adds 27 Starlink satellites to constellation after successful launch from California (video) - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Rangers Option Kumar Rocker - MLB Trade Rumors

share office space ...

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

How are Hinduism and Sikhism related, considering they both originated in Punjab, India?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Unacceptable again!

Prediction: This "Magnificent Seven" Growth Stock Will Hit an All-Time in June. Here's Why It's Worth Buying Now. - The Motley Fool

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

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Nuts and Butts

Freaks and Cheeks

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Kamaru Usman dismisses Belal Muhammad callout, wants title shot next; Muhammad responds - MMA Fighting

No, not a chance

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Tooth fossil analysis upends current theory of prehistoric human evolution - Earth.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

Then came..

No way

Are people who cite the 2nd Amendment honestly familiar with what it establishes?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

So, the docs changed it to read

Dow Jones Futures Rise, Broadcom Falls After Tesla Crashes On Musk-Trump Feud - Investor's Business Daily

Loons and Moons

No go.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Trump White House opens door to historic military deployment on U.S. soil - The Washington Post