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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
So they tried
They put up a sign reading
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share office space ...
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Next, they tried...
Unacceptable again!
Thumbs down again.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
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Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
No go.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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